I’m pretty sure this whole moving thing has caused me to lose IQ points. When I opened my fridge door this evening to put away some half & half I bought for work (it’s amazing that I even remembered), I saw this. Gives a new meaning to “cold cereal”.

I haven’t been at 100% or even 75% for a week or two now. At the doctor’s office today I had to go to the front desk 3 times because I couldn’t figure out what the receptionist wanted from me (you need a picture ID? I need to pay my co-pay before I’m examined?) and I harassed the other staff members equally (“Um, sorry, where did I need to go to provide my ‘sample’ again?”). I hope my coworkers can forgive me for being a blithering idiot for the past several days, a state which will likely continue until I’m moved. I’m not normally this dopey, honest.